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| In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fig... more
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| WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.HUSBAND: Which is this?... more
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| A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted.... more
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| Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.... more
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| Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If youre watching your weight," came one suggestion, "t... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| How can you make a soup rich?Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, Ill just have a slither.... more
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| What food are you able to can?Cannibal (can able) food.... more
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| Fred! What did I say Id do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? Thats funny, Mom. I cant remember eithe... more
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| If there were no food left, what could people do?Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could h... more
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