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| What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat... more
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| The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."... more
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| The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. "Here," he said to the waitress holding... more
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| I thought you were trying to get into shape?I am. The shape Ive selected is a triangle.... more
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| A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bean !Bean who ?Bean working very hard today !... more
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| At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boys ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can... more
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| Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?A: Tear gas.... more
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| What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.... more
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| Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."... more
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