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Category:Food jokes
Date Added:03/92/2008
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Joke:At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boys ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum cant produce eggs without hens, can she?" "Oh yes, she can," said the boy. "She keeps ducks."
 
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