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| A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.... more
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| When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good h... more
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| I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt... more
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| "May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "... more
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| A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he w... more
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| What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"Hes a real fun guy [fungi]."... more
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| Whats red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch.... more
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| On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.... more
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| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now theres only one. Why? Fred: I dont know. It m... more
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