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| What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"Hes a real fun guy [fungi]."... more
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| Why did the grape cross the road?To get away from the grapefruit.... more
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| Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?A. He was feeling crummy!... more
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| What food is good for the brain?Noodle soup.... more
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| How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.... more
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| My brothers on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Beef !Beef who ?Beef fair now !... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!... more
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| What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake...... more
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