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Category:Food jokes
Date Added:07/92/2008
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Joke:First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - thats my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me.
 
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