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| Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now theres only one. Why? Fred: I dont know. It m... more
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| Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.... more
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| 3. | Category: Food jokes |
| The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. "Here," he said to the waitress holding... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"HUSBAND: "No thanks.... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bacon !Bacon who ?Bacon a cake for your birthday !... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes |
| Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q: What did one strawberry say to the other?A:"Look at the jam youve gotten us into!"... more
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