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| Q: What did one strawberry say to the other?A:"Look at the jam youve gotten us into!"... more
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| WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.HUSBAND: Which is this?... more
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| What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?Gravi-tea !... more
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| I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes  |
| A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of ras... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Why are oranges like bells?You can peel (peal) both of them.... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What do cannibals eat for breakfast?Buttered host.... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Camper: Theres something wrong with my hot dog.Cook: Dont tell me. Im not a veterinarian.... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a slice of bread. Doctor: Youve got to stop loafing around.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?A: Tear gas.... more
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