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| A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.... more
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| WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"HUSBAND: "No thanks.... more
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| Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake...... more
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| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes  |
| The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Whats a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.... more
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