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| Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?Because he went crackers.... more
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| What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, Ill just have a slither.... more
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| What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it.... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Why cant you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in the apple youre eating?A. Finding half a worm.... more
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| A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he w... more
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| WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.HUSBAND: Which is this?... more
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| A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. "Ill have fish and chips twice," he orders. "Sure, I heard you th... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bacon !Bacon who ?Bacon a cake for your birthday !... more
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| Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now theres only one. Why? Fred: I dont know. It m... more
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