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| Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If youre watching your weight," came one suggestion, "t... more
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| I thought you were trying to get into shape?I am. The shape Ive selected is a triangle.... more
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| 3. | Category: Food jokes |
| Fred! What did I say Id do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? Thats funny, Mom. I cant remember eithe... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well broug... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Butter !Butter who ?Butter wrap up - its cold out here !... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes |
| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes |
| Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldnt be so clumsy!... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| My brothers on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.... more
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