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| Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves.... more
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| A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.... more
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| 3. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!... more
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| Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isnt. Theres only cheese pie. Cook... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Butter !Butter who ?Butter wrap up - its cold out here !... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: Its a bit tough. Flo: Thats strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist thi... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster.... more
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| What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, Ill just have a slither.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!... more
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