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| I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown.started to explain the length of the flight and the passportinfor... more
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| Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathes worried about getting real seasick. The doctor tells... more
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| Someone -- always a man -- always asks, "does theship run on generators?" The Cruise Director usuallytells them, "No, we... more
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| Three New Zealanders and three Aussies are travelling by train to a cricket match at the World Cup in England. At the st... more
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| A German tourist walks into a McDonalds in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDona... more
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| What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels? Very large ones.... more
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| Joan, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a... more
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| In Alaskas National Forests, a tourists guide was giving a talk to a group of tourists about hiking in grizzly bear terr... more
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| Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Dont you ever shoo them?Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.... more
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| A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To Seattle." "What are you... more
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