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| What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !... more
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| Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !... more
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| Id like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.... more
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| 4. | Category: Frog jokes |
| Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !... more
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| 5. | Category: Frog jokes |
| What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !... more
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| 6. | Category: Frog jokes |
| Why was the frog down in the mouth ?He was un hoppy !... more
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| Why didnt the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !... more
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| 8. | Category: Frog jokes |
| Why doesnt Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him... more
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| 9. | Category: Frog jokes |
| What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.... more
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| Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !... more
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