| 1. | Category: Frog jokes  |
| How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide !... more
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| 2. | Category: Frog jokes  |
| What happens if you eat a hot frog ? Youll croak in no time !... more
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| 3. | Category: Frog jokes  |
| Why doesnt Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him... more
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| 4. | Category: Frog jokes  |
| Why didnt the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !... more
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| 5. | Category: Frog jokes  |
| Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !... more
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| 6. | Category: Frog jokes  |
| What do you say if you meet a toad? Warts new?... more
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| 7. | Category: Frog jokes  |
| Why was the frog down in the mouth ?He was un hoppy !... more
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| 8. | Category: Frog jokes  |
| Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !... more
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| 9. | Category: Frog jokes  |
| Id like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.... more
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| 10. | Category: Frog jokes  |
| Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !... more
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