| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, theres a fly swimming in my soup!Then weve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?Waiter: Probably learning to read.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why doesnt this restaurant have any specials?Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Dont worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get em.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! Its nothing but skin and bones.Waiter: Would you like the feathers, too?... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didnt have time to finish it.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.... more
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