| 1. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? Id much rather have a jelly baby.... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum had only... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| When a baby is learning to eat, shouldnt he have an L-plate?... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more
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