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| What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.... more
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| What is a childss favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.... more
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| Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.... more
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| Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.... more
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| What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldnt stir without her.... more
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| Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.... more
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| Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"... more
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| What do stupid kids do at Halloween ?They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !... more
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| Why arent burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?Theyre used to people goblin them!... more
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| Who turns the lights off at halloween ?The lights witch !... more
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