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| Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?It was for tick or tweet !... more
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| What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ?No one moved. They couldnt stir without her.... more
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| What do rednecks do on Halloween?Pump-kin!... more
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| At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldnt make it to the store in time to get sna... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.... more
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| What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"... more
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| Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.... more
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| Who turns the lights off at halloween ?The lights witch !... more
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| What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!... more
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| Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.... more
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