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| A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, a... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.... more
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| WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gap... more
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| A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a tim... more
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| A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtles one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are ban... more
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| It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. "What will you have?" the bartender as... more
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| Two ladies are in a bar and the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots". So the second lady says "I dont... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat home every night. One... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. Wh... more
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