A way to laugh your day away!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:


Friends ::




Stop repossession
Mp3 Music Ringtones
Tantric Massage London
Free E-Cards
free online games
watch homemade videos
watch funny videos online free downloadPolish Interpreter
Internet Marketing
Property

Viewing Joke:

Category:Zoo jokes
Date Added:06/12/2008
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:25
 
Joke:Father and son standing outside the elephants cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here long enough, one of them will throw some food at us."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Zoo Jokes:

1.   Category: Zoo jokes  0 stars
An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby, Quebec, a community south of Montreal, established a municipal zoo that has... more

2.   Category: Zoo jokes  0 stars
Zoo visitor: Whats the new baby hippos name? Hippopotamus keeper: I dont know, he wont tell me.... more

3.   Category: Zoo jokes  0 stars
You dont see many reindeer in zoos, do you?No. They cant afford the admission.... more

4.   Category: Zoo jokes  0 stars
My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, "If you want people to see you they can come here and do... more

5.   Category: Zoo jokes  0 stars
Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar. "Lets get out of he... more

6.   Category: Zoo jokes  0 stars
Whats the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo?In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the... more

7.   Category: Zoo jokes  0 stars
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the f... more

8.   Category: Zoo jokes  0 stars
Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task.... more

9.   Category: Zoo jokes  0 stars
Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.... more

10.   Category: Zoo jokes  0 stars
Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners