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| An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby, Quebec, a community south of Montreal, established a municipal zoo that has... more
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| Zoo visitor: Whats the new baby hippos name? Hippopotamus keeper: I dont know, he wont tell me.... more
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| You dont see many reindeer in zoos, do you?No. They cant afford the admission.... more
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| My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, "If you want people to see you they can come here and do... more
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| Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar. "Lets get out of he... more
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| Whats the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo?In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the... more
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| The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the f... more
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| Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task.... more
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| Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.... more
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| Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it... more
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