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| What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark astronaut?A starredvark!... more
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| What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you cant beat em, eat em!... more
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| Why was Easter the aardvarks favorite holiday?Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!... more
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| What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!... more
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| What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?An ant-ihistamine!... more
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| When is an aardvark jumpy?When hes got ants in his pants!... more
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| Where does the aardvark family always come first?In the phone book!... more
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| Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?The Lone Aardvark!... more
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| What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark?A hardvark!... more
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