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| Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!... more
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| What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!... more
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| What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?An aard-shark!... more
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| When is an aardvark jumpy?When hes got ants in his pants!... more
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| What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.... more
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| How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?A darthvark!... more
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| Why was Easter the aardvarks favorite holiday?Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!... more
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| What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?A cardvark!... more
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