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| Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?Because they always have their noses in other peoples business!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?A bardvark!... more
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| What are the aardvarks favorite Beatles songs?Its Been an Aards Days Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!... more
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| What does the aardvark take sailing?An aard ark!... more
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| Whats worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?An aardvark with the sniffles!... more
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| What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!... more
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| What does an aardvark get when he overeats?Ant-digestion!... more
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| How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!... more
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| How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!... more
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| Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks cant?Aardvarks dont have trunks!... more
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