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| Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit... more
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| Whats the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.... more
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| A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a h... more
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| Steve, Bob and Jeff are all working on some very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. Af... more
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| How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?Three. One to find the mistake and two t... more
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| Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So his feet wouldnt fall asleep.... more
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| What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels.... more
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| Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: To win the no-bell prize.... more
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| Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Dont complain. It only leaks when it rains.... more
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| Q. Whats te definition of a bachelor pad? A. All the house plants are dead, but theres something growing in the refriger... more
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