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| How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair.... more
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| Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.... more
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| A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a h... more
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| Q. Why didnt the skeleton cross the road? A. He didnt have the guts too... more
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| Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!... more
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| It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each others shadow.... more
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| At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, "He got away, sir!" The inspec... more
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| Q: Why couldnt the animals on Noahs Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!... more
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| What is the most breathless thing on television ? The Pink Panter Show !... more
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| Q: Why dont you wear snow boots? A: Because theyll melt.... more
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