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Category:Idiot and fool jokes
Date Added:06/12/2008
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Joke:Guidry called in Plotke, the painter, for an estimate to paint his house. "How much you gonna charge me?" asked Guidry. "Twenty dollars an hour," replied Plotke. "Good Lord!" exclaimed the home owner. "I wouldnt pay Michelangelo that price!" "I tell you one thing, mister," said the painter. "If that guy you mentioned is doin the job for less, he aint no member of our union!"
 
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