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| Calvin went to Pearsons Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldnt sing. "File the beak just a little," said the owner... more
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| Delmer: Howd you like the play last night over at the high school? Parley: I only seed the first act, but not the second... more
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| Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way Im going ?... more
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| Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch? They dont want to have to retrain them.... more
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| A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "Its worse than I thought. It... more
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| An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road. "And what shall I do with the earth... more
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| Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash.... more
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| An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY. So he went in and applied for the... more
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| Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked, "Have you got any invisible ink?" "Certainly sir," said the o... more
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| Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water? He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs.... more
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