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| What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go... more
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| What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp.... more
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| What did the bee to the other bee in summer ?Swarm here isnt it !... more
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| How do we know that insects are so clever ?Because they always know when your eating outside !... more
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| Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?They where playing for the cup !... more
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| What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?A centipede with a wooden leg !... more
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| What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !... more
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| Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, "You bite him ? Im driving."... more
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| What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?Im not sure, but I wouldnt try smelling it !... more
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| What did the spider say to the fly ?Were getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?... more
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