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| Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, "You bite him ? Im driving."... more
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| What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?A bee in a submarine !... more
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| Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?They where playing for the cup !... more
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| Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ?A firefly with a short circuit !... more
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| 5. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital.... more
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| 6. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| What did the maggot say to another ?Whats a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !... more
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| 7. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?A hum dinger !... more
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| 8. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| What insect runs away from everything ?A flee !... more
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| What goes hum-choo, hum choo?A bee with a cold !... more
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| 10. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| What does a queen bee do when she burps ?Issues a royal pardon !... more
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