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Category:Insect jokes
Date Added:12/02/2008
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Joke:Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant"(to the tune of Pink Panther theme).
 
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