A way to laugh your day away!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:


Friends ::




Stop repossession
Mp3 Music Ringtones
Tantric Massage London
Free E-Cards
free online games
watch homemade videos
watch funny videos online free downloadPolish Interpreter
Internet Marketing
Property

Viewing Joke:

Category:Computer jokes
Date Added:21/90/2008
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:52
 
Joke:Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important people to send my message out to all the people: "Tomorrow I will destroy the earth."Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them: "I have two really bad news items for you:1) God really exists and2) Tomorrow He will destroy the earth."Clinton called an emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and told them: "I have good news and bad news:1) The GOOD news is that God really does exist2) The BAD news is, tomorrow He is going to destroy the earth." Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and very happily announced: "I have two fantastic announcements:1) I am one of the three most important people on earth2) The Year 2000 problem is solved."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Computer Jokes:

1.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, Im rea... more

2.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
"This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more

3.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, s... more

4.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?... more

5.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Q: Whats the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!... more

6.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more

7.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more

8.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Q: Why didnt Intel call the Pentium the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605... more

9.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Mum, Mum, Dads broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head.... more

10.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldnt get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged i... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners