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| While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said "Fil... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| One of Microsofts finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction... more
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| What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds.... more
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| Q: Why didnt Intel call the Pentium the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| When do computers go to sleep?When its internight.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged... more
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