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| A prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. He approached her and ask... more
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| The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones ,do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and... more
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| Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct?A: Yes.Judge: And these same stairs, did th... more
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| At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the char... more
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| 5. | Category: Judge jokes |
| When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.... more
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| The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!""Why?" asked the Judge."Because... more
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| Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer.Justice: A decision in your favor.... more
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| A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claime... more
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| The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."... more
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| 10. | Category: Judge jokes |
| How is a judge like an English teacher?They both hand out long sentences.... more
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