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| It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car in front of him. The la... more
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| Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?A: All my autopsies are on dead people.... more
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| A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claime... more
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| How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him.... more
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| Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?... more
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| Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer.Justice: A decision in your favor.... more
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| Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct?A: Yes.Judge: And these same stairs, did th... more
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| A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He complained to St. Peter,... more
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| A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claime... more
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| Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of... more
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