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| | Category: | Judge jokes | | Date Added: | 28/07/2008 | | Views: | 7 | | | | Joke: | Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe myex-wife any money."Glaring down at him, the judge replied, "Hes not. I am. You do." | | | |
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