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| Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have... more
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| Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I dont want to be away from my job that l... more
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| At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the char... more
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| 4. | Category: Judge jokes |
| How is a judge like an English teacher?They both hand out long sentences.... more
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| When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from... more
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| The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?""Not gu... more
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| Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?... more
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| The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand wh... more
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| Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?"Defendant: "Yes, its true."Judge: "Then, why dont you... more
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| 10. | Category: Judge jokes |
| When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.... more
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