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| Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer.Justice: A decision in your favor.... more
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| Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?A: All my autopsies are on dead people.... more
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| At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the char... more
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| Judge: Are you married?A. No, Im divorced.Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?A. A lot of things... more
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| The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."... more
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| How is a judge like an English teacher?They both hand out long sentences.... more
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| What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!... more
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| A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claime... more
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| Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand?A: YesJudge: What school did you attend in th... more
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| Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have... more
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