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| If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: I think Ive got a bug in my computer.Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?Customer: Yes.Repairma... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| This computer you charged me L950 for doesnt work....and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my... more
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