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| Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a laptop computer.Youre just run down, let me give you some vitamins.No, thanks. But... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Prem, the computer g... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?Because DEC 25 = OCT 31... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?""Yes, well, Im having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?""W... more
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