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| As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Ive been on my computer all night!Dont you think youd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to t... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one weve go... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball.""Thank you, daddy, but where is the users guide?"... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computer helpline?Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....... more
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