| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration nu... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb?Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC75... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Helpline? Ive just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but theres a lot of c... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the c... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What did the mouse say to the webcam?Cheese.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Mum, Mum, Dads broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head.... more
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