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| The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that t... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a n... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons.... more
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| Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... more
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| Computer helpline?Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....... more
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| What do you get if you stuff your computers disk drive with herbs?A thyme machine.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Websters Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to... more
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| While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said "Fil... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
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