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| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.... more
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| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawye... more
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| A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainte... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Lo... more
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