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| Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.... more
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| Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
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| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
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| Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more
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| If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more
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| A junior partner in a firm was sent to a far-away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days o... more
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| Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? Its about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against... more
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| Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.... more
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