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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?... more
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| In the USA, everything that is not prohibited by law is permitted.
In Germany, everything that is not permitted by law... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
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| At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switch... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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| The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more
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| Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.... more
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