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| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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| Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switch... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why didnt Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyers heart? Because even Cupid cant hit a target that small!... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t... more
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