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| How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Which kind of ink do you put in your computers printer? Black, Red or Iced?Iced Ink?Well, yes you do, but I didnt want t... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am t... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a n... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you stuff your computers disk drive with herbs?A thyme machine.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workst... more
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