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| Q: Whats another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?Because DEC 25 = OCT 31... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| This computer you charged me L950 for doesnt work....and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more
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