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| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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| In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more
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| Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more
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| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
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| A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of cou... more
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| How can you tell a lawyer is lying?Other lawyers look interested.... more
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| "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal... more
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| In the USA, everything that is not prohibited by law is permitted.
In Germany, everything that is not permitted by law... more
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| A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainte... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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