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| | Category: | Bath jokes | | Date Added: | 21/05/2012 | | Views: | 125 | | | | Joke: | Boy: Dad, dad, theres a spider in the bath. Dad: Whats wrong with that? Youve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water! | | | |
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