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| What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more
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| Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am... more
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| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused abou... more
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| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more
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| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Lo... more
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| Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo... more
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